Just when you think you've seen all of the tired Star Trek vs. Star Wars videos, this on just blows them all away. The only thing it's missing, is of course- Kirk:
I found this guide to be pretty damn cool, and although it has nothing to do with picking up chicks, it has a bunch to do with Star Trek, so... that's why it's here!
Ok, so here;s the story-
I've been hired as he spokesperson for Leblon Cachaca and the Legalize Cachaca movement, and this day I walked into a sports store on Alton avenue in Miami, and there's a picture of Quark in the store.
I say "Hey- It's Quark!". A woman at the desk says "Yes, well, I played Moogie- do you know who that is?"
I looked at her like "Please, don't insult me- of course I do", and I mentioned that I wrote Captain Kirk's Guide To Women. The woman is Andrea Martin, one of the women to play Quark's mother.
Well, we both had a chuckle over the coincidence, and we took a picture together.