Thursday, December 18, 2008

Good night Majel- and Thank you.

Well, today Majel Barrett-Roddenberry passed away. She wass the wife and partner of Gene Roddenberry, creator of Star Trek, and she played "number 1", Nurse Chapel, and Lwaxana Troi on Star Trek throughout the years.

The family is asking for donations (instead of flowers or cards) to be made to the CARE organization or Precious Paws:

Thank you Majel

Thursday, November 20, 2008

New Star Trek Trailer- Finally Here!!

Yes, I am SUPER-Excited!

And of course, he is making out with some woman. If you want to know his secrets, get the book that "Tells All"!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

"Get Your Ship Together"

As I say in "Captain Kirk's Guide To Women", a man must "Be Your Own Captain, and Get Your Ship Together"- well, it seems that the new Star Trek movie out summer of 2009 has it's ship:

Monday, October 20, 2008

Zoe Saldana- Uhura-Worthy?

Well, we KNOW what a STUNNING communications officer Nichelle Nichols was as Uhura..

Does Zoe Saldana Keep up?

Yup- I think so, and I'm pretty sure the new Captain will think so too!

But you gotta make some SPACE BUCKS if you want to keep her!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

I kissed a Girl- and I liked it!

Ok, this isn't my usual for Captain Kirk, but.... I couldn't resist....


Great work J/7!

Friday, October 10, 2008

Captain Kirk Promotes LITERACY...

As we all know, the Captain is all about Reading and Literacy-
How else would he know MILTON so well?

Well, there's a Web Communication Specialist at a community college out in Arkansas who is known as "The Captain Kirk Celebrity Impersonator", and he used "Captain Kirk's Guide To Women" to promote Literacy:

What Great Posters!

Special Thanks to The Captain Kirk Celebrity Impersonator! Beam on over to his site:

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Protest for Women's Equality.... Toplessness

There was a protest about women's equality today, and I was there-
Why are men allowed to be topless, but not women? In the future, I hope
we can all be as equally topless as we want!
here's an interview with Phoenix, who was unlawfully arrested for being topless in 2004:

Obama Chooses Running Mate- Captain James T. Kirk!

What a Ticket!

Friday, August 22, 2008

Russia and Georgia- What Captain Kirk Would Do...

If you've ever wondered how Captain Kirk would handle the situation between Russia and Georgia, here's your answer:

Captain Kirk's Guide To Women

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Julius J.Carry a.k.a "Sho Nuff"- vs. Captain Kirk

One of the greatest-because-it's-awful movies of all time: "The Last Dragon"
Why was it great? An actor named Julius J.Carry III, who unfortunately passed away today. His performance as "Sho-Nuff- The Shogun of Harlem" is filled with powerful line delivery- Watch this:

He was the baddest mofo low down around this town.
However, is it enough to beat Captain Kirk's line delivery?

Sho Nuff, we'll miss you- thank you for your work; and now you have joined the other Captains in the sky...

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Baltimore Knows the deal

I made a comment on Michael Phelps' Facebok yesterday,
and the Baltimore Sun saw it (read this story 'til the end):,0,7126474.story

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Michael Phelps vs. Captain Kirk

Now that Michael Phelps has become the winningest olympian ever, therefore boldly going where no man has gone before, he must be measured by the yardstick of human male achievement: Captain Kirk.

They BOTH have many things in common:

1- They both like to be topless.
2- They both have a strong kick, though Phelps' is swimming, Kirk's is flying-leg.
3- They both yell- Phelps at important moments; Kirk, whenever.
4- Assuming that other planets get NBC and are watching the Olympics, they are both now galaxy-class sex symbols.

However, while Michael Phelps broke the world record in swimming several times, Captain Kirk broke through the great barrier at the center of our galaxy, as well as broke through warp 10- despite it being a theoretical impossibility.

Has Michael Phelps traveled faster than light? No.
How about faster than possible? No.
Has he made out with a green chick? Maybe, but not on TV- it only counts if it's on TV.

So, nice try Michael FLOPS, but Captain Kirk remains the Casanova of the Cosmos, the Plasma-Powered Playboy, the Warp-Speed Womanizer.

Congratulations on your gold trinkets; I'm sure you've made your country proud!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Best Star Trek Book Ever?

Well, I'm very partial to "The Return" by William Shatner, but these women have a different opinion...

I'm not arguing...

Friday, August 8, 2008

Star Trek Convention- VEGAS BABY!!!

We're in Vegas at the 2008 Star Trek Convention in Las Vegas!
Trekkers and Trekkies everywhere, and Captain Kirk's Guide To Women- complete with the

No William Shatner this year, No Patrick Stewart, but that's ok- we've got the Kirkettes!!

I'm doing my Power-Point Presentation Today at 2:40pm...

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Off to Vegas!!

The Star Trek Convention starts today in Vegas, and we're going to promote the book. I have a spot to talk at 2:40 on Friday, and I'm doing what I can to get some excitement at our booth-

The plan? Hot Chicks:

Monday, July 21, 2008


Yes, baby! Captain Kirk's Guide To Women finally made it to Oprah!!

Well, almost!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

The ladies of "FOCUS" discuss Captain Kirk...

Last night I was a guest on the the very funny improv show "FOCUS", which is a parody of "The View". The ladies all had great characters, and chatted, bitched, and interviewed their guests. All of this hilarity took place at the Magnet Theatre in New York City

First was "Sarah", who was an American Idol contestant, and she sang a very cool original song all about wimpy guys. It was a perfect segue for me and:

CAPTAIN KIRK'S GUIDE TO WOMEN- How to Romance Any Woman In The Galaxy.

I demonstrated my Trek-Knowledge to the audience, made some jokes, and gave away some books. The interview surrounded Captain James T. Kirk and his Plasma-Powered Playboy self, but also took some tangents into the world of TV host scandals and such.

A great time had by all!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Captain Kirk's Guide To Women- The Blog!

This is the first entry for the new Blog: Star Trek's Captain Kirk: Pick Up Artist.
I have to admit, the name of this blog is just to catch the attention of the people looking up "PUA" on the internet. Truthfully, I think Captain Kirk is more of a ROMANCER than a "Pick-Up Artist".

The difference is that a PUA is someone who uses skills and tactics to "get" women into bed, and a Romancer is someone who loves LIFE, and is therefore attractive to women. I think a lot of the "PUA" philosophies actually agree that a Romancer is a better kind of PUA.

This blog will go BOLDLY into the book: "Captain Kirk's Guide To Women- How To Romance Any Woman In The Galaxy" by John Bones Rodriguez.