Saturday, August 23, 2008

Protest for Women's Equality.... Toplessness

There was a protest about women's equality today, and I was there-
Why are men allowed to be topless, but not women? In the future, I hope
we can all be as equally topless as we want!
here's an interview with Phoenix, who was unlawfully arrested for being topless in 2004:

Obama Chooses Running Mate- Captain James T. Kirk!

What a Ticket!

Friday, August 22, 2008

Russia and Georgia- What Captain Kirk Would Do...

If you've ever wondered how Captain Kirk would handle the situation between Russia and Georgia, here's your answer:

Captain Kirk's Guide To Women

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Julius J.Carry a.k.a "Sho Nuff"- vs. Captain Kirk

One of the greatest-because-it's-awful movies of all time: "The Last Dragon"
Why was it great? An actor named Julius J.Carry III, who unfortunately passed away today. His performance as "Sho-Nuff- The Shogun of Harlem" is filled with powerful line delivery- Watch this:

He was the baddest mofo low down around this town.
However, is it enough to beat Captain Kirk's line delivery?

Sho Nuff, we'll miss you- thank you for your work; and now you have joined the other Captains in the sky...

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Baltimore Knows the deal

I made a comment on Michael Phelps' Facebok yesterday,
and the Baltimore Sun saw it (read this story 'til the end):,0,7126474.story

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Michael Phelps vs. Captain Kirk

Now that Michael Phelps has become the winningest olympian ever, therefore boldly going where no man has gone before, he must be measured by the yardstick of human male achievement: Captain Kirk.

They BOTH have many things in common:

1- They both like to be topless.
2- They both have a strong kick, though Phelps' is swimming, Kirk's is flying-leg.
3- They both yell- Phelps at important moments; Kirk, whenever.
4- Assuming that other planets get NBC and are watching the Olympics, they are both now galaxy-class sex symbols.

However, while Michael Phelps broke the world record in swimming several times, Captain Kirk broke through the great barrier at the center of our galaxy, as well as broke through warp 10- despite it being a theoretical impossibility.

Has Michael Phelps traveled faster than light? No.
How about faster than possible? No.
Has he made out with a green chick? Maybe, but not on TV- it only counts if it's on TV.

So, nice try Michael FLOPS, but Captain Kirk remains the Casanova of the Cosmos, the Plasma-Powered Playboy, the Warp-Speed Womanizer.

Congratulations on your gold trinkets; I'm sure you've made your country proud!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Best Star Trek Book Ever?

Well, I'm very partial to "The Return" by William Shatner, but these women have a different opinion...

I'm not arguing...

Friday, August 8, 2008

Star Trek Convention- VEGAS BABY!!!

We're in Vegas at the 2008 Star Trek Convention in Las Vegas!
Trekkers and Trekkies everywhere, and Captain Kirk's Guide To Women- complete with the

No William Shatner this year, No Patrick Stewart, but that's ok- we've got the Kirkettes!!

I'm doing my Power-Point Presentation Today at 2:40pm...

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Off to Vegas!!

The Star Trek Convention starts today in Vegas, and we're going to promote the book. I have a spot to talk at 2:40 on Friday, and I'm doing what I can to get some excitement at our booth-

The plan? Hot Chicks: