Thursday, December 23, 2010

How to Smooth-Talk a computer into suicide...

io9.com has a great video set that shows off the exact steps to talking a computer into suicide.
It all begins of course with the master- Captain Kirk:

All the greatest scenes where someone talks a computer into self-destructing

Friday, November 26, 2010

Boldly going to Chat...

What would YOU do if you were suddenly confronted with a Star Trek crew on CHATROULETTE:

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

An ass-kicking Red-Shirt?

Well, the title of this picture is "I'm not dead yet", by James Holmes.
I think it kicks ass:

Friday, November 5, 2010

Shatner sings on Lopez...

Yes! William Shatner sings "F*CK YOU" By Cee Lo Green:



C'mon, don't you want to be him too?

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

I use my friends...

We had a "Picture Day" party, where people came kinda in costume, and we had other outfits for them to change into.
I saw it as an opportunity to get some girls into the Kirkette costumes!
You're Welcome!
Yes, she is holding the phaser backwards.
Kirkette Caroline has found the planet of the hippies
The Planet of the Jocks with passed-out drunk girls
She looked good, she knew it, and never wanted to take it off!




Thursday, September 30, 2010

No Kirk, but too Awesome not to Share- Star Trek Vs. Star Wars

Just when you think you've seen all of the tired Star Trek vs. Star Wars videos, this on just blows them all away. The only thing it's missing, is of course- Kirk:


Just a little bit of Kirk next time, ok?

Saturday, September 25, 2010

The BEST reason to have children....

This Dad is a proud papa, and Mommy is obviously doing a great job also!
Dancing to the Star Trek Theme!



If you want them to be Trekkies, you gotta start when they're young!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Night of the Living TREKKIES!!!

This trailer is entirely too much fun! And it's all to promote a book?
Awesome!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

How to get into 20 classic science fiction shows: The ultimate guide

I found this guide to be pretty damn cool, and although it has nothing to do with picking up chicks, it has a bunch to do with Star Trek, so... that's why it's here!

Friday, September 3, 2010

Friday, August 27, 2010

A mix of the Universes?

Hmmm, an Orion Slave girl dressed like Slave Leia?

I feel the Force!
See more great pics here

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Hot Girls of San Diego Comic Con

I stole this from UGO.com, and felt like I had to add this picture...

Here's the link to the rest of them, but my favorite is probably the Baroness... because she's EVIL...

Monday, July 5, 2010

Carol Burnett Does Star Trek

Great sketch- what happens when the crew of the Enterprise switch genders?

Great last line.

Thursday, July 1, 2010

In case you haven't seen it... TIK TOK w/Spock!

I saw this a while ago, but now it seems to have taken on a life of it's own...

Make it POP!!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Blasphemy

You may ask, "If this is blasphemy, why post it?"

Because it's funny, that's why.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

William Shatner Duet

This may make me watch George Lopez...

Friday, February 26, 2010

Lessons on The New World Order and Star Trek...

How to Fight Fear, War, and Every Enemy you ever have...

Make them your friends!

Thursday, February 18, 2010

My Worlds Collide- Andrea Martin and Me!

Ok, so here;s the story-
I've been hired as he spokesperson for Leblon Cachaca and the Legalize Cachaca movement, and this day I walked into a sports store on Alton avenue in Miami, and there's a picture of Quark in the store.
I say "Hey- It's Quark!". A woman at the desk says "Yes, well, I played Moogie- do you know who that is?"
I looked at her like "Please, don't insult me- of course I do", and I mentioned that I wrote Captain Kirk's Guide To Women. The woman is Andrea Martin, one of the women to play Quark's mother.
Well, we both had a chuckle over the coincidence, and we took a picture together.
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Ain't that worth a latinum bar or two?

Monday, February 15, 2010

Redshirtz by H2Awesome...

Great song... I wanto to know all the lyrics:



See more of H2Awesome here

Monday, February 1, 2010

How to Kiss Your Way Out Of Space-Jail

This is how you do it:



And then you apologize to Camera, and escape!