Boldly going to Chat...

What would YOU do if you were suddenly confronted with a Star Trek crew on CHATROULETTE:

Cheryl Buys a book!

Today, this girl comes up and says "I HAVE to have this!"
She was out showing a friend NYC, and well- what better thing to do than buy CAPTAIN KIRK'S GUIDE TO WOMEN? Here she is:

See you guys? Cute chicks LIKE Star Trek!

Third Trailer!

Here's the new Star Trek Trailer- #3!



I gotta say, I'm worried with this revelation that Kirk was raised without his dad. I get it people- we are all growing up without our fathers, and it's an epidemic, but does EVERYONE in movies have to be an orphan these days? I'm excited, but cautiously optimistic!!

Geek Womanizers UNITE!

I think more Trek Lovers should be looking for a woman like this:

New Trailer during the Super Bowl!

Ok, so I'm at a Super Bowl party (Thanks Jonathan Goldberg!), and I'm getting another beer- when "OH MY GAWD- EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!" I saw the new trailer:

http://www.startrekmovie.com/

OOoh- an Orion Slave Girl!

Diora Baird is beaming onto the big screen in J.J. Abrams' upcoming 'Star Trek.' 'I play the green girl. There you have it,' Baird tells Maxim in the Oct. issue. 'It hasn’t quite hit me, because I’ve never been a big sci-fi fan. I’m not a horror fan, either, and then, with ['Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning'], suddenly I was at these conventions with really scary people. Combine that with the Star Trek stuff and I'm going to have the perfect psychopath as my fan.'...

And then there are these:

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Countdown to Trek!

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Which Sci-FI Character are you?

I saw this little quiz, and thought it was fun:

I came out as G'Kar, from Babylon-5... not that I watch that show....

New Star Trek Trailer- Finally Here!!

Yes, I am SUPER-Excited!



And of course, he is making out with some woman. If you want to know his secrets, get the book that "Tells All"!

"Get Your Ship Together"

As I say in "Captain Kirk's Guide To Women", a man must "Be Your Own Captain, and Get Your Ship Together"- well, it seems that the new Star Trek movie out summer of 2009 has it's ship:

Zoe Saldana- Uhura-Worthy?

Well, we KNOW what a STUNNING communications officer Nichelle Nichols was as Uhura..

Does Zoe Saldana Keep up?


Yup- I think so, and I'm pretty sure the new Captain will think so too!

But you gotta make some SPACE BUCKS if you want to keep her!

I kissed a Girl- and I liked it!

Ok, this isn't my usual for Captain Kirk, but.... I couldn't resist....

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE:



Great work J/7!

Star Trek Convention- VEGAS BABY!!!

We're in Vegas at the 2008 Star Trek Convention in Las Vegas!
Trekkers and Trekkies everywhere, and Captain Kirk's Guide To Women- complete with the
LAS VEGAS KIRKETTES!!



No William Shatner this year, No Patrick Stewart, but that's ok- we've got the Kirkettes!!

I'm doing my Power-Point Presentation Today at 2:40pm...

Off to Vegas!!

The Star Trek Convention starts today in Vegas, and we're going to promote the book. I have a spot to talk at 2:40 on Friday, and I'm doing what I can to get some excitement at our booth-

The plan? Hot Chicks:

The ladies of "FOCUS" discuss Captain Kirk...

Last night I was a guest on the the very funny improv show "FOCUS", which is a parody of "The View". The ladies all had great characters, and chatted, bitched, and interviewed their guests. All of this hilarity took place at the Magnet Theatre in New York City

First was "Sarah", who was an American Idol contestant, and she sang a very cool original song all about wimpy guys. It was a perfect segue for me and:

CAPTAIN KIRK'S GUIDE TO WOMEN- How to Romance Any Woman In The Galaxy.

I demonstrated my Trek-Knowledge to the audience, made some jokes, and gave away some books. The interview surrounded Captain James T. Kirk and his Plasma-Powered Playboy self, but also took some tangents into the world of TV host scandals and such.

A great time had by all!