Lessons on The New World Order and Star Trek...

How to Fight Fear, War, and Every Enemy you ever have...

Make them your friends!

My Worlds Collide- Andrea Martin and Me!

Ok, so here;s the story-
I've been hired as he spokesperson for Leblon Cachaca and the Legalize Cachaca movement, and this day I walked into a sports store on Alton avenue in Miami, and there's a picture of Quark in the store.
I say "Hey- It's Quark!". A woman at the desk says "Yes, well, I played Moogie- do you know who that is?"
I looked at her like "Please, don't insult me- of course I do", and I mentioned that I wrote Captain Kirk's Guide To Women. The woman is Andrea Martin, one of the women to play Quark's mother.
Well, we both had a chuckle over the coincidence, and we took a picture together.


Ain't that worth a latinum bar or two?

Redshirtz by H2Awesome...

Great song... I wanto to know all the lyrics:



See more of H2Awesome here

How to Kiss Your Way Out Of Space-Jail

This is how you do it:



And then you apologize to Camera, and escape!

In case you don't believe me...

In case you don't believe all of the advice in Captain Kirk's Guide To Women, you can hear it straight from Bill:

Shatner and Palin...

I couldn't resist adding this to the log:

Starfleet Shoes- from Payless.

Payless ShoeSource - Mens - Stpl X Airwalk - Stpl X Airwalk Star Trek Terrain Starfleet Edition Hi Skate



They should go really fast or something, shouldn't they?
Well, will they help you with the ladies?

OF COURSE!!!