Captain Kirk's Guide To Women- How To Romance Any Woman In The Galaxy

Captain Kirk or Christopher Columbus?

2011-10-27T13:27:00.000-07:00

So, someone sent this to me, and I just HAD to re-post it. What would happen if two epic explorers had a rap battle?

45 Sexy Trek girls...

2011-09-09T15:31:00.000-07:00

Are you noticing a pattern in this blog? I'm just sayin'... the book is Captain Kirk's Guide To Women, and if I didn't include a bunch of Sexy Star Trek girls, what would I be writing about? So, although I'm not writing much here, you can enjoy the pictures:

Top 10 Reasons Kirk is Better than Picard

2011-08-08T12:22:00.000-07:00

Yeah, yeah- you've maybe seen this list before, but my friends Shawn and Mia Deluca got sent me this shirt, and I thought I'd wear it proudly at the next event I go to. Agree, or disagree?

10. One word: Hair!
9. Kirk would personally throw Wesley off his bridge.
8. Kirk would never sing to children in a crisis.
7. Kirk wasn't shy about taking his shirt off.
6. Kirk can beat a Klingon bare-handed.
5. Three words: Flying Leg Kick.
4. Kirk doesn't let the doctor tell him what to do.
3. If Kirk finds a strange spinning probe, he blows it up.
2. Kirk never drinks tea, ever.
1. Kirk can beat a Vulcan at chess.

William Shatner is MY Kirk.

2011-06-24T18:21:00.000-07:00

I saw this picture here, and it just made me write this:

Look, I have no problem with Chris Pine, and the truth is I think he did a great job as "Kirk 2.0", and I even loved J.J. Abrams' reboot idea- I want the whole thing to succeed deliriously.

But William Shatner is MY Captain Kirk.

I used to not understand when my dad would say that he didn't like "those new James Bonds"; I was like "What's the big deal- it's the same character?" But it's not the same with Captain Kirk.

William Shatner is MY Captain Kirk.

And it's not just the supposed over-acting, and it's not some childhood nostalgia; Trek was already cancelled and in reruns when I stayed up late at night watching them under the covers on my portable TV. It was already a geeky thing when I came home from Bronx Science and watched the reruns as I waited for my mom to come home from work.

It's the passion that I saw in Captain Kirk's eyes.

Excuse me- It's the passion that I saw in SHATNER'S Captain Kirk's eyes.

Excuse me again- it's the passion that I SEE in Shatner's Captain Kirk's eyes.

The passion for friendship, for romance, and for justice. The passion that has reignited a career over and over again, and still brings people together to enjoy themselves in front of it.

The passion that makes a reboot with Chris Pine even possible.

So, I dedicate this blog, my love for Star Trek, and my love for Trekkies, to William Shatner-

MY Captain Kirk.

If you feel the same way, share this with someone, would ya?

Geek Treats at the SHATNER BALL

2011-06-22T16:12:00.000-07:00

I went to the SHATNER BALL in Bklyn last week, and had some DEE-LISH baked goods- all Geek-centric too! They were made by Geek.Treats@Yahoo.com , and whereas they don't have a website yet (huh? Reall? and these are Geeks?), they certainly had some tasty recipes and cupcakes! Oh- and the girls were cute too:

Trelane is Dead, Jim.

2011-04-30T17:02:00.000-07:00

A sad day in Star Trek history- one of it's most beloved guest star actors William Campbell died. Although he played a few different roles in Star Trek, my favorite is Trelane. Hereis his IMDB profile, and a more official post at StarTrek.com:

Sexier than Kirk?

2011-04-25T09:35:00.000-07:00

What an AWESOME gift my wife got me today!

My wife bought me this COMMAND ROBE from ThinkGeek.com,

who always have such awesome things for us Geeks.... I guess that's the point!

Thanks baby!! She said I looked even sexier than Captain James T. Kirk...

is that even possible?

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U.S.S Serenity?

2011-03-28T07:07:00.000-07:00

Captain Malcolm Reynolds is no Captain Kirk, but as far as being Captain Tightpants, he's aces with me. Someone created this, and I thought it was cool:

Happy 80th Birthday William Shatner!

2011-03-22T00:46:00.000-07:00

For many of us, today is also known as "Talk Like William Shatner Day".

80 years old, and jumping over counters in his sitcom, singing on Late Night TV, 2 interview shows on cable, and people still clamoring for him to be in the next Star Trek movie... amazing. William Shatner remains an inspiration to me, and I maintain that EVERY actor should read his autobiography; it is... FASCINATING!

57% of Trekkies are WHAT!?!?!

2011-03-19T13:28:00.000-07:00

I wouldn't have believed it, but after reading this post on MTV GEEK about a survey done for academia.edu, the finding for Trekkie stats seems incredible-
57% are FEMALE?!?!?!

And guess what- most buyers of Captain Kirk's Guide To Women- are women too!
Maybe YOU should get YOUR copy now!

See the rest of the post here

She'll be your Star Trek Girl...

2011-01-29T14:53:00.000-08:00

As you know, I have a weakness for Girls in Trek Costumes, and especially if they're singing and dancing!
I hope this one gets spread around:

Fun song, great job by Meekakitty!

Kirk goes Political...

2011-01-27T10:48:00.000-08:00

And how does Kirk feel about his opponent?

I guess this kinda doesn't make sense, but see the passion in his eyes?
That's what the ladies like....

How to Smooth-Talk a computer into suicide...

2010-12-23T06:24:00.000-08:00

io9.com has a great video set that shows off the exact steps to talking a computer into suicide.

It all begins of course with the master- Captain Kirk:

All the greatest scenes where someone talks a computer into self-destructing

Boldly going to Chat...

2010-11-26T23:07:00.000-08:00

What would YOU do if you were suddenly confronted with a Star Trek crew on CHATROULETTE:

An ass-kicking Red-Shirt?

2010-11-09T20:35:00.000-08:00

Well, the title of this picture is "I'm not dead yet", by James Holmes.
I think it kicks ass:

Shatner sings on Lopez...

2010-11-05T13:34:00.000-07:00

Yes! William Shatner sings "F*CK YOU" By Cee Lo Green:

C'mon, don't you want to be him too?

I use my friends...

2010-10-12T22:55:00.000-07:00

We had a "Picture Day" party, where people came kinda in costume, and we had other outfits for them to change into.

I saw it as an opportunity to get some girls into the Kirkette costumes!

You're Welcome!

Yes, she is holding the phaser backwards.

Kirkette Caroline has found the planet of the hippies

The Planet of the Jocks with passed-out drunk girls

She looked good, she knew it, and never wanted to take it off!

No Kirk, but too Awesome not to Share- Star Trek Vs. Star Wars

2010-09-30T12:59:00.000-07:00

Just when you think you've seen all of the tired Star Trek vs. Star Wars videos, this on just blows them all away. The only thing it's missing, is of course- Kirk:

Just a little bit of Kirk next time, ok?

The BEST reason to have children....

2010-09-25T09:39:00.000-07:00

This Dad is a proud papa, and Mommy is obviously doing a great job also!
Dancing to the Star Trek Theme!

If you want them to be Trekkies, you gotta start when they're young!

Night of the Living TREKKIES!!!

2010-09-14T23:17:00.000-07:00

This trailer is entirely too much fun! And it's all to promote a book?
Awesome!

How to get into 20 classic science fiction shows: The ultimate guide

2010-09-08T10:56:00.000-07:00

I found this guide to be pretty damn cool, and although it has nothing to do with picking up chicks, it has a bunch to do with Star Trek, so... that's why it's here!

How to get into 20 classic science fiction shows: The ultimate guide

Shatner interview in NY TIMES

2010-09-03T09:30:00.000-07:00

This is a GREAT 5-minute interview with Shatner:

The New York Times - Breaking News, World News & Multimedia

A mix of the Universes?

2010-08-27T09:34:00.000-07:00

Hmmm, an Orion Slave girl dressed like Slave Leia?

I feel the Force!

See more great pics here

Hot Girls of San Diego Comic Con

2010-08-11T12:58:00.000-07:00

I stole this from UGO.com, and felt like I had to add this picture...

Here's the link to the rest of them, but my favorite is probably the Baroness... because she's EVIL...

Carol Burnett Does Star Trek

2010-07-05T09:45:00.000-07:00

Great sketch- what happens when the crew of the Enterprise switch genders?

Great last line.

In case you haven't seen it... TIK TOK w/Spock!

2010-07-01T09:52:00.000-07:00

I saw this a while ago, but now it seems to have taken on a life of it's own...

Make it POP!!

Blasphemy

2010-06-16T06:52:00.000-07:00

You may ask, "If this is blasphemy, why post it?"

Because it's funny, that's why.

William Shatner Duet

2010-04-24T13:46:00.000-07:00

This may make me watch George Lopez...

Lessons on The New World Order and Star Trek...

2010-02-26T08:56:00.000-08:00

How to Fight Fear, War, and Every Enemy you ever have...

Make them your friends!

My Worlds Collide- Andrea Martin and Me!

2010-02-18T15:08:00.000-08:00

Ok, so here;s the story-
I've been hired as he spokesperson for Leblon Cachaca and the Legalize Cachaca movement, and this day I walked into a sports store on Alton avenue in Miami, and there's a picture of Quark in the store.
I say "Hey- It's Quark!". A woman at the desk says "Yes, well, I played Moogie- do you know who that is?"
I looked at her like "Please, don't insult me- of course I do", and I mentioned that I wrote Captain Kirk's Guide To Women. The woman is Andrea Martin, one of the women to play Quark's mother.
Well, we both had a chuckle over the coincidence, and we took a picture together.

Ain't that worth a latinum bar or two?

Redshirtz by H2Awesome...

2010-02-15T14:19:00.001-08:00

Great song... I wanto to know all the lyrics:

See more of H2Awesome here

How to Kiss Your Way Out Of Space-Jail

2010-02-01T11:28:00.000-08:00

This is how you do it:

And then you apologize to Camera, and escape!

In case you don't believe me...

2009-12-19T19:16:00.000-08:00

In case you don't believe all of the advice in Captain Kirk's Guide To Women, you can hear it straight from Bill:

Shatner and Palin...

2009-12-15T08:00:00.000-08:00

I couldn't resist adding this to the log:

Starfleet Shoes- from Payless.

2009-11-11T19:31:00.001-08:00

Payless ShoeSource - Mens - Stpl X Airwalk - Stpl X Airwalk Star Trek Terrain Starfleet Edition Hi Skate

They should go really fast or something, shouldn't they?
Well, will they help you with the ladies?

OF COURSE!!!

I joined Start-Trekkin' New York!

2009-10-21T12:39:00.000-07:00

So, a few weeks ago I joined Start-Trekkin', New York's premier Star-Trek bassed Improv group. We performed at the Big Apple Comic-con this weekend, and had a blast:

See more of us here: Start-Trekkin

Star Trek Gag Rel Leaked!

2009-10-14T07:10:00.000-07:00

Someone leaked this gag reel.... you just can't trust us Trekkies around that kind of stuff, and not expect it to be leaked!

Star Trek Gag Reel from Salvor Hardin on Vimeo.

I'm sure Paramount is SO upset that they get some free publicity out of this "leak"...
Is J.J, Abrams playing with his "mike" a lot?

Another Street Pic...

2009-09-22T14:31:00.000-07:00

Here's another pic someone stooped to take:

I think I'm pretty damn cute...

Cheryl Buys a book!

2009-09-21T16:41:00.000-07:00

Today, this girl comes up and says "I HAVE to have this!"
She was out showing a friend NYC, and well- what better thing to do than buy CAPTAIN KIRK'S GUIDE TO WOMEN? Here she is:

See you guys? Cute chicks LIKE Star Trek!

Rolling Razor- Star Trek Style...

2009-09-20T12:10:00.000-07:00

This guy won a contest- with Star Trek!

Star Trek Enterprise Dog Costume...

2009-08-28T21:10:00.000-07:00

I found this HERE and it was too great to ignore.

It's the Bud Light Nacelles that do it for me. Bravo! Beware mailmen of the galaxy!

Suffer from "sexlexia"? the cure is here...

2009-08-28T20:56:00.000-07:00

I found a community where people called "ONTD" Star Trek. That means "Oh No They Didn't!"
A hilarious place, and they were talking about.... well, read on....

Dear men and women of the lesbian and bisexual persuasion, as well as any pansexual Cardassian tailors that may or may not be eavesdropping on this post, have you ever had trouble wooing the finer sex? Have you ever blamed your lack of success not on your very sexy learning disorder, but perhaps on your extreme deficiency of avocado wrap-arounds? Perhaps the problem lies in......

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The Phil Sessions- Part 5

2009-08-14T11:38:00.000-07:00

Again, we look at Phil, and show him how to be as STUNNING as Captain Kirk, even if your love-life is dead Jim!

Star Trek- LEGO STYLE!!!

2009-08-10T18:02:00.001-07:00

Shatner Does Palin... Again!

2009-07-31T11:50:00.000-07:00

A little of the Captain doin' that Palin thing on Conan...

When are they going to have me back on?

How to Talk Like William Shatner | eHow.com

2009-07-24T06:49:00.000-07:00

How to Talk Like William Shatner | eHow.com

I thought this was great, and in case anyone else wanted
to learn how:

How to Talk Like William Shatner | eHow.com

The Phil Sessions- Part 4

2009-07-23T22:26:00.000-07:00

The Phil Sessions- Part 3

2009-07-23T00:04:00.000-07:00

Beam Me Up Hotties

2009-05-30T08:46:00.000-07:00

Beam Me Up, Hotties - Watch more Funny Videos

Sellin' Books on the STreet!

2009-05-27T10:52:00.001-07:00

This is me in New York City, selling books on the street:

The Phil Sessions- Part 2

2009-04-27T15:58:00.001-07:00

The Phil Sessions- Part 1

2009-04-27T06:07:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Phil Ristaino, Sheila Williams, and Kristen Ruhlin

Star Trek Trivia Train

2009-04-26T08:45:00.000-07:00

I'm a Romulan!

2009-04-13T11:07:00.001-07:00

I'm a Vulcan!

2009-04-13T11:06:00.000-07:00

I'm a Captain!

2009-04-11T21:37:00.000-07:00

Third Trailer!

2009-03-07T09:34:00.001-08:00

Here's the new Star Trek Trailer- #3!

I gotta say, I'm worried with this revelation that Kirk was raised without his dad. I get it people- we are all growing up without our fathers, and it's an epidemic, but does EVERYONE in movies have to be an orphan these days? I'm excited, but cautiously optimistic!!

Geek Womanizers UNITE!

2009-02-09T11:04:00.001-08:00

I think more Trek Lovers should be looking for a woman like this:

New Trailer during the Super Bowl!

2009-02-02T12:25:00.001-08:00

Ok, so I'm at a Super Bowl party (Thanks Jonathan Goldberg!), and I'm getting another beer- when "OH MY GAWD- EVERYBODY SHUT UP!!!" I saw the new trailer:

http://www.startrekmovie.com/

OOoh- an Orion Slave Girl!

2009-01-23T17:09:00.000-08:00

Diora Baird is beaming onto the big screen in J.J. Abrams' upcoming 'Star Trek.' 'I play the green girl. There you have it,' Baird tells Maxim in the Oct. issue. 'It hasn’t quite hit me, because I’ve never been a big sci-fi fan. I’m not a horror fan, either, and then, with ['Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning'], suddenly I was at these conventions with really scary people. Combine that with the Star Trek stuff and I'm going to have the perfect psychopath as my fan.'...

MORE HERE

Rest in Peace Ricardo.... KHAAAAAAN!

2009-01-14T18:54:00.000-08:00

Ricardo Montalban passed away today. He was best known as Mr. Rourke from Fantasyu Island, but Trek fans will always remember him as the genetically engineered Khan Noonien Singh from the Original Series episode "Space Seed," and probably more notably, in the AWESOME 1982 feature film Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

Here's an article:
http://trekmovie.com/2009/01/14/ricardo-mantalban-has-passed-away/

Countdown to Trek!

2009-01-13T18:30:00.000-08:00

Get this widget!

Which Sci-FI Character are you?

2009-01-05T09:57:00.000-08:00

I saw this little quiz, and thought it was fun:

I came out as G'Kar, from Babylon-5... not that I watch that show....

Good night Majel- and Thank you.

2008-12-18T22:19:00.000-08:00

Well, today Majel Barrett-Roddenberry passed away. She wass the wife and partner of Gene Roddenberry, creator of Star Trek, and she played "number 1", Nurse Chapel, and Lwaxana Troi on Star Trek throughout the years.

The family is asking for donations (instead of flowers or cards) to be made to the CARE organization or Precious Paws:

http://www.preciouspaws.org/
http://www.care.org/

Thank you Majel

New Star Trek Trailer- Finally Here!!

2008-11-20T19:58:00.000-08:00

Yes, I am SUPER-Excited!

And of course, he is making out with some woman. If you want to know his secrets, get the book that "Tells All"!

"Get Your Ship Together"

2008-11-11T15:10:00.000-08:00

As I say in "Captain Kirk's Guide To Women", a man must "Be Your Own Captain, and Get Your Ship Together"- well, it seems that the new Star Trek movie out summer of 2009 has it's ship:

Zoe Saldana- Uhura-Worthy?

2008-10-20T17:03:00.000-07:00

Well, we KNOW what a STUNNING communications officer Nichelle Nichols was as Uhura..

Does Zoe Saldana Keep up?

Yup- I think so, and I'm pretty sure the new Captain will think so too!

I kissed a Girl- and I liked it!

2008-10-18T09:19:00.000-07:00

Ok, this isn't my usual for Captain Kirk, but.... I couldn't resist....

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE:

Great work J/7!

Captain Kirk Promotes LITERACY...

2008-10-10T05:36:00.000-07:00

As we all know, the Captain is all about Reading and Literacy-
How else would he know MILTON so well?

Well, there's a Web Communication Specialist at a community college out in Arkansas who is known as "The Captain Kirk Celebrity Impersonator", and he used "Captain Kirk's Guide To Women" to promote Literacy:

What Great Posters!

Special Thanks to The Captain Kirk Celebrity Impersonator! Beam on over to his site:
http://www.myspace.com/jtk1701

Protest for Women's Equality.... Toplessness

2008-08-23T22:11:00.000-07:00

There was a protest about women's equality today, and I was there-
Why are men allowed to be topless, but not women? In the future, I hope
we can all be as equally topless as we want!
here's an interview with Phoenix, who was unlawfully arrested for being topless in 2004:

Obama Chooses Running Mate- Captain James T. Kirk!

2008-08-23T05:22:00.001-07:00

What a Ticket!

Russia and Georgia- What Captain Kirk Would Do...

2008-08-22T12:09:00.001-07:00

If you've ever wondered how Captain Kirk would handle the situation between Russia and Georgia, here's your answer:

Captain Kirk's Guide To Women

Julius J.Carry a.k.a "Sho Nuff"- vs. Captain Kirk

2008-08-21T16:15:00.000-07:00

One of the greatest-because-it's-awful movies of all time: "The Last Dragon"
Why was it great? An actor named Julius J.Carry III, who unfortunately passed away today. His performance as "Sho-Nuff- The Shogun of Harlem" is filled with powerful line delivery- Watch this:

He was the baddest mofo low down around this town.
However, is it enough to beat Captain Kirk's line delivery?

Sho Nuff, we'll miss you- thank you for your work; and now you have joined the other Captains in the sky...

Baltimore Knows the deal

2008-08-20T20:14:00.000-07:00

I made a comment on Michael Phelps' Facebok yesterday,
and the Baltimore Sun saw it (read this story 'til the end):

http://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/bal-te.to.facebook19aug19,0,7126474.story

Michael Phelps vs. Captain Kirk

2008-08-17T23:12:00.000-07:00

Now that Michael Phelps has become the winningest olympian ever, therefore boldly going where no man has gone before, he must be measured by the yardstick of human male achievement: Captain Kirk.

They BOTH have many things in common:

1- They both like to be topless.
2- They both have a strong kick, though Phelps' is swimming, Kirk's is flying-leg.
3- They both yell- Phelps at important moments; Kirk, whenever.
4- Assuming that other planets get NBC and are watching the Olympics, they are both now galaxy-class sex symbols.

However, while Michael Phelps broke the world record in swimming several times, Captain Kirk broke through the great barrier at the center of our galaxy, as well as broke through warp 10- despite it being a theoretical impossibility.

Has Michael Phelps traveled faster than light? No.
How about faster than possible? No.
Has he made out with a green chick? Maybe, but not on TV- it only counts if it's on TV.

So, nice try Michael FLOPS, but Captain Kirk remains the Casanova of the Cosmos, the Plasma-Powered Playboy, the Warp-Speed Womanizer.

Congratulations on your gold trinkets; I'm sure you've made your country proud!

http://www.CaptainKirksGuideToWomen.com

Star Trek Convention Las Vegas 2008 Montage...

2008-08-13T17:03:00.000-07:00

Here's the Montage video:

http://www.CaptainKirksGuideToWomen.com

Best Star Trek Book Ever?

2008-08-12T18:19:00.000-07:00

Well, I'm very partial to "The Return" by William Shatner, but these women have a different opinion...

I'm not arguing...

Star Trek Convention- VEGAS BABY!!!

2008-08-08T10:01:00.001-07:00

We're in Vegas at the 2008 Star Trek Convention in Las Vegas!
Trekkers and Trekkies everywhere, and Captain Kirk's Guide To Women- complete with the
LAS VEGAS KIRKETTES!!

No William Shatner this year, No Patrick Stewart, but that's ok- we've got the Kirkettes!!

I'm doing my Power-Point Presentation Today at 2:40pm...

Off to Vegas!!

2008-08-06T06:39:00.000-07:00

The Star Trek Convention starts today in Vegas, and we're going to promote the book. I have a spot to talk at 2:40 on Friday, and I'm doing what I can to get some excitement at our booth-

The plan? Hot Chicks:

AS SEEN ON OPRAH!!!

2008-07-21T16:22:00.001-07:00

Yes, baby! Captain Kirk's Guide To Women finally made it to Oprah!!

Well, almost!

The ladies of "FOCUS" discuss Captain Kirk...

2008-04-23T21:06:00.000-07:00

Last night I was a guest on the the very funny improv show "FOCUS", which is a parody of "The View". The ladies all had great characters, and chatted, bitched, and interviewed their guests. All of this hilarity took place at the Magnet Theatre in New York City

First was "Sarah", who was an American Idol contestant, and she sang a very cool original song all about wimpy guys. It was a perfect segue for me and:

CAPTAIN KIRK'S GUIDE TO WOMEN- How to Romance Any Woman In The Galaxy.

I demonstrated my Trek-Knowledge to the audience, made some jokes, and gave away some books. The interview surrounded Captain James T. Kirk and his Plasma-Powered Playboy self, but also took some tangents into the world of TV host scandals and such.

A great time had by all!

Captain Kirk's Guide To Women- The Blog!

2008-04-20T09:26:00.000-07:00

This is the first entry for the new Blog: Star Trek's Captain Kirk: Pick Up Artist.
I have to admit, the name of this blog is just to catch the attention of the people looking up "PUA" on the internet. Truthfully, I think Captain Kirk is more of a ROMANCER than a "Pick-Up Artist".

The difference is that a PUA is someone who uses skills and tactics to "get" women into bed, and a Romancer is someone who loves LIFE, and is therefore attractive to women. I think a lot of the "PUA" philosophies actually agree that a Romancer is a better kind of PUA.

This blog will go BOLDLY into the book: "Captain Kirk's Guide To Women- How To Romance Any Woman In The Galaxy" by John Bones Rodriguez.